PostgreSQL Health Report
Find your PostgreSQLSev-1 risk before it becomes an outage.
A PostgreSQL health check report: locks, table bloat, slow queries, autovacuum, and replication lag, surfaced from your own database before any of it pages you at 3 a.m.
One-time $29 purchase, external checkout via Gumroad.
No install, no monitoring agent
Run the standalone SQL script with your existing psql client.
No monitoring agent to install. No dashboard to maintain. One report, right now.
Stored functions and views are an optional add-on for teams who want to re-run checks regularly, the standalone script needs nothing installed.
What it checks
A PostgreSQL database health audit, not a feature list.
PostgreSQL Health Report v2.0 is a standalone psql script, plus installable stored functions and views, that run against your own database and report what's actually at risk.
Locks
Blocking and waiting locks captured at run time, so you can see contention before it queues up requests.
Table bloat
A vacuum and bloat check on tables and indexes ranked by size, the ones autovacuum is falling behind on.
Slow queries
Find the slow queries actually costing you time right now, not a generic tuning checklist.
Autovacuum
Autovacuum activity and transaction ID age, the slow-moving risk that precedes an outage.
Replication lag
Detect replication lag and WAL retention risk, so a failover doesn't surprise you.
Connections, TPS, disk
Connection counts, transaction throughput, and disk headroom in one pass.
“a great comprehensive report”
A buyer, on the Health Report
Questions
Before you buy.
- Is the Health Report included in a Pro pass?
- No. The Health Report is a separate product sold on Gumroad, not part of thesev1database's Pro passes. It's a one-time $29 purchase through Gumroad's checkout.
- What does it actually check, in plain terms?
- It's PostgreSQL Health Report v2.0: a standalone psql script, plus installable stored functions and views, that check locks, table bloat, slow queries, autovacuum health, replication lag, connections, transaction throughput, and disk space against your own database.
- Does it prevent outages or run automatically?
- No. It's a point-in-time diagnostic you run yourself against your database, it tells you where the risk is so you can act on it, it doesn't monitor continuously or fix anything for you.
- What do I need to run it?
- psql access to the PostgreSQL instance you want to check. The standalone script runs through your existing psql client; stored functions and views are optional installs for repeat use.
Know your risk before it pages you.
$29, one-time, external checkout via Gumroad.